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Leak #1: We may or may not have broke the security system at our hostel in Lithuania last month. It kept beeping, the manager couldn't fix it, and it was like 3 in the morning. So, we popped the cover off the alarm, found the little speaker and ripped it completely off. We then hid the speaker in a drawer, and put the cover back on the wall like nothing happened. Fortunately, we were able to make it out of the country before the owner found out about it and covered us in a big, warm blanket of expletives and vulgarities.
Leak #2: I ran over 3 babushkas at the grocery store today. Initial reports indicate that no one was critically injured, but they did find a pair of broken glasses, a bent cane, and a torn fur hat at the scene of the accident. (In my defense, babushkas are a menace to the grocery-world society. It's a miracle I haven't ran over more.)
Leak #3: I definitely showed up to the grocery store wearing this sweater. Embarrassing. Might as well have stamped Kick Me in the Shins, I'm a Foreigner on my forehead.
Leak #4: This empty jar of Nutella was most definitely eaten by one person and one person only-- Kels.
Way to go Kels! you are my kind of girl! did you make crepes with your nutella? You guys come home soon! wow, that went by so fast! when do you get home? come see us before to take off to cold Idaho!
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