Pregnancy by the Numbers

17: weeks along and counting

2.5: meals containing meat eaten

37: chick-flicks watched

1: baby. phew.

52: late night craving runs.

13: gallons of ice cream eaten

4: trips back to the 'pepper bar' at Quiznos for more helpings of banana peppers.

3: plantations' worth of pineapple eaten

99: meals butchered by an incompetent cook fending for himself at dinner

2: stinkin' excited parents