Bostonisms! (at age 3.5)

It has been FAR too long since I have done one of these posts. I literally have three insaaaaaanely long pages of Boston quotes in my phone... because he cracks me up at least a hundred times a day! I mean, three year olds. They are stinking hilarious! 

I just can't get over this kid.

Here are some of my favorite Bostonisms (and Boston photos) from the last little while. Enjoy!

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He fell and bumped his head, and suddenly said, "Oh man, where are my shoes? What day is it?"

 

I had heartburn suddenly hit me at dinner one night (thanks baby in my belly!), so I raised my arms above my head to help ease the burn. Boston saw me, raised his arms up too, and yelled "TOUCHDOWN!"  

Bost: "Mom, I don't want to take a nap."
Me: "I'm sorry Bost, but you need some rest. It's nap time!"
Bost: (slaps hand to forehead) "Ah! I just cant understand how to do this."

Me: "Hey Bost, are you bored?"
Bost: "No, I not boring. I a famous big boy."

Me: "Hey Bost, do you like animals?"
Bost: "Yeah, they like to pet me and lick me."

After spilling some food on the ground...
Me: "Don't worry, bud. I'll clean it up!"
Bost: (comes and slugs me on the arm) "Thanks, bro!"

"Hey Mom? Come here. I want you to give me nugs." (neck snuggles)

I overheard Boston explaining something to Camden, so I asked, "What are you telling him, buddy?"
"Oh," he said, "I just telling him about when I play baseball when I was a young man."

Bost: "Mom, I need a snack."
Me: "Okay, what do you want?"
Bost: "Um, maybe like, pancakes."

One day at lunch..
Bost: "Mom, I'm being soooo nice to Camden right now. I gabe him his juice."
Me: "Oh, thanks Bost! I love it when you're nice to your brother."
Bost: "Yeah. When I'm mean, I punch people. But when I'm nice, I gibb Camden juice."

Bost: "Hey Mom, what time is it?"
Me: "It's 6:50, buddy."
Bost: "Oh, perfect! I have time to cuddle with you."

"Hey Mom! You know what Camden's doing? Zurbers."

After looking at the latest ultrasound pictures of baby #3, Boston asked, "Hey, uhhhhh... why is our baby naked?"

Oh man, do I ever love him.
Like, so much that I can't even handle it.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Being a mom is the best! Hands down.


(To see past Bostonism posts, go here, here, here, here, or here! Man, do those take me back or what.)